Here’s a little Halloween fun for you… because I’m sure you were curious how well you’d handle a zombie attack in your work shop

Uh oh, it’s a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Here’s the scenario:

1) Zombies. Lots of ‘em. For one weekend.
2) Your family and loved ones are away for the weekend so you don’t have to worry about protecting them.
3) You hole up in your workshop (no matter if it’s in your basement, garage, backyard or professional level building).

1. Do You Have Military Training?

Yup - I’m retired from the military.

I am trained in fighting techniques, but not by the military.

Uhh… nope.

2. How long does it take you to find the tool you need?

I’m highly organized - I always find the tool I need when I need it.

I do ok - I usually know where my tools are.

It takes me FOREVER, especially when I really really need the tool.

3. What length extension cords do you have?

I’ve got at least 1000 feet of extension cord.

I bet I’ve got 200 feet handy.

25-50 feet of cord at best.

4. How many windows in your workshop?

None - or they are too small to crawl through.

One or two.

Three or more and/or a skylight.

5. How many battery powered hand tools do you have?

I have the battery powered version of about every butt kicking tool you can imagine.

I have the standard battery powered tools (drills, reciprocating saw, sander

I have corded tools only.

6. What hand tools do you have in your shop?

I have an axe, a massive wrecker bar, a sledge hammer, several hatchets, a machete, enormous wrenches, AND MORE.

I have a hatchet, a hand saw and a hammer (or there abouts).

I have a screw driver.

7. What is your nail gun situation?

I have holsters for my battery powered nail guns - and I could fill a gun rack with my other nailers.

I have one pneumatic nail gun.

I have nails and a hammer.

8. Do you have enough spare wood or other materials to fortify yourself?

I have enough materials in my workshop to build another workshop.

I have enough to barricade myself in.

I have enough to build a chair for the zombies to sit in while eating me.

9. You own a chainsaw.

No - I own chainSAWS.

Yes I own one.

Nope.

10. What’s the population density surrounding your workshop?

Rural, unpopulated.

Small town/suburbs.

I live in a densely populated area.

11. What age group are you in

Under 18 years old

18-24 years old

25-30 years old

31-40 years old

41-50 years old

51-60 years old

Over 60 years old

12. What is your gender

Female

Male

The possible results are:

Zombie Conqueror
You hack, saw, split, hew, sand and drill your way to glorious zombie carnage. Zombies end up avoiding your workshop so that you have to go on the offensive with battery powered tools. You are a legend.

Zombie Survivor
You turn your workshop into a zombie-proof bunker. You’d have little problem chopping, resawing, and very accurately cutting zombies into pieces that stack neatly outside your workshop. You survive the Zombie Apocalypse Weekend easily and decide to take Monday off from work to get some woodworking done.

Zombie Bait
Yikes! You’re a goner. Your shop is not adequately prepared for a zombie apocalypse. The good news is that you can use this as an excuse for more power tools

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